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Henry Abbott
Apr 01, 2026
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The players on the court are absolutely incredible. But … I can still see Steve Ballmer back there. KEVIN TERRELL/GETTY IMAGES

I’m a Blazers fan. There was a lot to love about Tuesday’s win over the Clippers in Los Angeles. New Blazers honcho Tom Dundon was in attendance. I only know a little about him, but I know his presence meant good riddance to the creepy Jeffrey Epstein-tied Paul Allen and his also-creepy sister.

When her former-Navy-Seal bodyguard accused Jody of purchasing form-fitting swimmies and insisting on a fashion show, her lawyers responded that it was all in good fun. She also appears to have stolen penguin bones from Antarctica. So (even though Bill Gates’ daughter is in the new ownership group) it’s a win that’s over.

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The Blazers played elite defense, hit some 3s, won convincingly, and improved their odds at a good seed in the Play-in Tournament. No one got hurt. For a rebuilding team, that coun…

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